Will you leave through the attic or basement when you die?

August 1, 2016

Roger Alford


For The Mountain Advocate

A stingy old fellow who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to take his money with him to heaven.

He instructed his wife to take his money out of the bank and fill up two pillow cases and to put those pillow cases in the attic, directly above his bed.

That way, when he died, he reasoned he could grab the money on his way up to heaven.

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