Have you opened your utility bill yet? Odds are, it will be a real shocker.
It almost makes me wish I worked for a tabloid or some Internet blog instead of a respectable newspaper. Those folks could write something silly and catchy like: “Local hospital ER is filled with heart attack patients, as citizens open their August utility bill” or ‘Rumors flying around the courthouse: No one will get re-elected’ because “everything is the government’s fault and utility bills are up 20%.”
While fun to read, and write, that is simply not true.
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